I am asexual, I cross dress. I prefer she pronouns. I LOVE chicken pot pie.
My mom thinks I need more friends but little does she know I have 119 followers on tumblr
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well-written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”.
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Went to the local pet store and asked if I could hold one of the kittens. “I’m having a really terrible day,” I told the clerk. She looked me up and down, then took me into the back supply room and brought all the kittens in at once and put them on the floor.
"Just put them back in the cages when you’re done," she said.
Best pet store ever.