I am asexual, I cross dress. I prefer she pronouns. I LOVE chicken pot pie.

 

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

My mom thinks I need more friends but little does she know I have 119 followers on tumblr

tylerfucklin:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

why would i want blank paper

(Source: l0stkeys)

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well-written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”.

sweetlukey:

irwinhat:

but guys Michael has secret tumblr and what if he is pretending one of us

YOU CAN ME MICHAEL

SHE CAN BE MICHAEL

I CAN BE MICHAEL

WE CAN BE MICHAEL

im michael guys i confess

poryqon:

"that was meant to be in the tags but i accidentally left a comment" a book by me using tumblr mobile

Terrible Day Solution

malicelegrow:

Went to the local pet store and asked if I could hold one of the kittens.  “I’m having a really terrible day,” I told the clerk.  She looked me up and down, then took me into the back supply room and brought all the kittens in at once and put them on the floor.

"Just put them back in the cages when you’re done," she said.

Best pet store ever.